No we’re not pregnant, although pretty much every single other friend I have is at the moment. “Xiao Jie” is our new tortoise, something I bought my wife for her birthday.
No we’re not pregnant, although pretty much every single other friend I have is at the moment. “Xiao Jie” is our new tortoise, something I bought my wife for her birthday.
You only got a tortoise because you know theyre my favourite animal and ive always wanted one – didnt you! Huh!
Trouble is, the thing will probably out live you…